I'm brilliant, I have a magnetic personality, my body is chisled, I'm a natural leader and a highly successful entrepreneur, I have a big huge...yacht..., I'm a fashion guru and acclaimed musician, I have a hot trophy wife, they call me Dr. Love, and I'm the most humble guy you'll ever meet.

Anything that is highly defensive.

Myself, tail

My wife said she'd only marry me if I found new homes for the kids (I know, any self respecting man would have walked away but then again she's a tall, thin blond with the body of a goddess, reasonably intelligent for a chick and less psycho than most--I just couldn't say no). I had, and I'm probably forgetting half, the following species:

S. calceatum
P. murinus
A. geniculata
H. lividum
P. cancerides
A. hentzi
G. aureostrata (I believe it now has been classified something else)
L. parahybana
H. gigas
G. rosea
H. schmidti
E. campestratus
S. subspinipes

If it happens it happens. The world could use more of my genetic material.

I want a reality series with OJ, Ken the bug guy (sorry Ken, I can't remember your last name), Manson, Rosie, and Richard Simmons locked in a cell together for a few months.

the nature boy cult

pimp extraordinare

pretty much anything where you see boobs
Dr. Zhivago
Texas Chainsaw Massacre II
Star Trek II
The exorcist
Apocalypse now
The day after
Airplane
Dumb and Dumber
Helter Skelter
The boat
The Towering Inferno

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